7 Ways to Say I Love You by Adam Szymkowicz

(23)
Productions (42)
Comedy / Drama
|
60 - 65 minutes
8 W, 5 M, 2 Any (3-15 actors possible: 2-10 W, 1-7 M)
Set: Minimal.

This collection of funny, sweet, silly, poignant and stylistically diverse short plays from New York favorite Adam Szymkowicz has something for everyone. From the awkwardness of asking out a pizza store clerk (Ambience Pizza), to a campy infidelity revenge comedy (Film Noir), to the couple destined to be together no matter the obstacles (John and April), this collection explores heart, grief, pain, and humor as the plays dance around the eternal human theme of love. Read More

Pricing Information

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Standard Edition $13.99
eScript Digital Edition $17.5
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Archival Video License $150

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Play Details

This collection of funny, sweet, silly, poignant and stylistically diverse short plays from New York favorite Adam Szymkowicz has something for everyone. From the awkwardness of asking out a pizza store clerk (Ambience Pizza), to a campy infidelity revenge comedy (Film Noir), to the couple destined to be together no matter the obstacles (John and April), this collection explores heart, grief, pain, and humor as the plays dance around the eternal human theme of love.

To purchase this book of 7 plays, click "Order Scripts" above. To perform an individual play, click on its title below:

  • Ambience Pizza
  • Film Noir
  • Mind of the Critic
  • Moneypenny Waits
  • The Moment
  • Smashing Eyes and Little Folded Hands
  • John and April

    • Comedy / Drama
    • |
    • 60 - 65 minutes
    • 8 W, 5 M, 2 Any (3-15 actors possible: 2-10 W, 1-7 M)
    • Set: Minimal.
    • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-704-3
  • Production History

    APR 01, 2025 - MAY 31, 2025
    Manhattan High School
    New York, NY United States
    Manhattan High SchoolNew York, NY United States
    MAR 21, 2025 - MAR 23, 2025
    Nebraska Wesleyan University
    Lincoln, NE United States
    Nebraska Wesleyan UniversityLincoln, NE United States
    AUG 02, 2023 - AUG 02, 2023
    Bucks Rock Performing And Creative Arts Camp
    New Milford, CT United States
    Bucks Rock Performing And Creative Arts CampNew Milford, CT United States
    MAY 16, 2021 - MAY 16, 2021
    Beverly Hills High School
    Beverly Hills, CA United States
    Beverly Hills High SchoolBeverly Hills, CA United States
    DEC 04, 2020 - DEC 05, 2020
    Otter Valley Union High School
    BRANDON, VT United States
    Otter Valley Union High SchoolBRANDON, VT United States
    NOV 06, 2020 - NOV 07, 2020
    Omaha Central High School
    Omaha, NE United States
    Omaha Central High SchoolOmaha, NE United States
    JUL 01, 2020 - JUL 01, 2020
    Theater O
    Ossining, NY United States
    Theater OOssining, NY United States
    FEB 13, 2020 - FEB 23, 2020
    Mercer University
    Macon, GA United States
    Mercer UniversityMacon, GA United States
    JAN 15, 2020 - JAN 15, 2020
    East Mecklenburg High School
    Charlotte, NC United States
    East Mecklenburg High SchoolCharlotte, NC United States
    NOV 22, 2019 - NOV 24, 2019
    Fountain Central Jr-Sr High
    Veedersburg, IN United States
    Fountain Central Jr-Sr HighVeedersburg, IN United States
    1 of 5
    APR 01, 2025 - MAY 31, 2025
    Manhattan High School
    New York, NY United States
    Manhattan High SchoolNew York, NY United States
    OCT 10, 2019 - OCT 12, 2019
    Gladwin Area Friends Of The Theatre
    Gladwin, MI United States
    Gladwin Area Friends Of The TheatreGladwin, MI United States

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