The birds and all the other animals are mysteriously dying off at the Department Store. Bob the shelving clerk reluctantly investigates this deadly enigma, all the while dealing with a love story of political correctness involving his best friend, Buddy; the meta-capitalistic reflections of his boss, Mr. D; a little lost girl, Concha; and the omnipresent Voice of the Store provoking avalanche upon avalanche of desperate customers.
- Dark comedy
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- 25 - 30 minutes
- 5 W, 3 M, 5 Any (7-30 actors possible: 3-30 W, 4-30 M)
- Set: Minimal -- a shopping cart, two chairs