Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks A Cautionary Tale by Marshall Pailet

(50)
Productions (300)
Comedy
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30 - 35 minutes
5 W, 4 M,  (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 W, 3-30 M)
Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark. A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour . . . unless it devours you first.

Pricing Information

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Standard Edition $11.99
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Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $75

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Play Details

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark. A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour . . . unless it devours you first.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 30 - 35 minutes
  • 5 W, 4 M,  (6-60 actors possible: 3-30 W, 3-30 M)
  • Set: Minimal. A table and some chairs.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-68069-051-4

Production History

JUN 03, 2025 - JUN 05, 2025
Helios school
Sunnyvale, CA United States
Helios schoolSunnyvale, CA United States
MAY 30, 2025 - MAY 30, 2025
Barrington Community Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Community TheatreBarrington, RI United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 21, 2025
Vista Verde Middle School
Greenfield, CA United States
Vista Verde Middle SchoolGreenfield, CA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Breed Middle School
Lynn, MA United States
Breed Middle SchoolLynn, MA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Douglas County High School
Castle Rock, CO United States
Douglas County High SchoolCastle Rock, CO United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Columbine High School
Littleton, CO United States
Columbine High SchoolLittleton, CO United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 04, 2025
Lehman Alternative Community School
Ithaca, NY United States
Lehman Alternative Community SchoolIthaca, NY United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 01, 2025
Morgan County Middle School
Madison, GA United States
Morgan County Middle SchoolMadison, GA United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 02, 2025
Union High School
Union, MO United States
Union High SchoolUnion, MO United States
APR 29, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Lakota West High School
West Chester, OH United States
Lakota West High SchoolWest Chester, OH United States
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JUN 03, 2025 - JUN 05, 2025
Helios school
Sunnyvale, CA United States
Helios schoolSunnyvale, CA United States
MAY 30, 2025 - MAY 30, 2025
Barrington Community Theatre
Barrington, RI United States
Barrington Community TheatreBarrington, RI United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 21, 2025
Vista Verde Middle School
Greenfield, CA United States
Vista Verde Middle SchoolGreenfield, CA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Breed Middle School
Lynn, MA United States
Breed Middle SchoolLynn, MA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Douglas County High School
Castle Rock, CO United States
Douglas County High SchoolCastle Rock, CO United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Columbine High School
Littleton, CO United States
Columbine High SchoolLittleton, CO United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 04, 2025
Lehman Alternative Community School
Ithaca, NY United States
Lehman Alternative Community SchoolIthaca, NY United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 01, 2025
Morgan County Middle School
Madison, GA United States
Morgan County Middle SchoolMadison, GA United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 02, 2025
Union High School
Union, MO United States
Union High SchoolUnion, MO United States
APR 29, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Lakota West High School
West Chester, OH United States
Lakota West High SchoolWest Chester, OH United States
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No professional productions.

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