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Alice's Adventures with Poorly Cooked Cafeteria Seafood by Don Zolidis

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Comedy
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40 - 50 minutes
3 W, 3 M, 6 Any (12-22 actors possible: 3-18 W, 3-18 M)
Set: A wonderland and a school.

Between her genius little brother forcing her to play Dungeons and Dragons with his weird friend and scoring detention with the meanest teacher in the school, Alice is having the worst day imaginable. Hoping to get herself sent to the hospital, she eats as much mystery fish as possible from the cafeteria. What follows is a bizarre series of hallucinations that have a suspicious resemblance to another famous Alice story...

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Between her genius little brother forcing her to play Dungeons and Dragons with his weird friend and scoring detention with the meanest teacher in the school, Alice is having the worst day imaginable. Hoping to get herself sent to the hospital, she eats as much mystery fish as possible from the cafeteria. What follows is a bizarre series of hallucinations that have a suspicious resemblance to another famous Alice story...

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 40 - 50 minutes
  • 3 W, 3 M, 6 Any (12-22 actors possible: 3-18 W, 3-18 M)
  • Set: A wonderland and a school.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-370-0

Production History

NOV 14, 2024 - NOV 17, 2024
AC Jones High School
Beeville, TX United States
 AC Jones High School Beeville, TX United States
MAY 16, 2024 - MAY 16, 2024
Mann Magnet Middle
Little Rock, AR United States
 Mann Magnet Middle Little Rock, AR United States
FEB 10, 2024 - FEB 10, 2024
Shelton High School, Drama Club
Shelton, WA United States
 Shelton High School, Drama Club Shelton, WA United States
DEC 07, 2023 - DEC 09, 2023
Navarro Early College High School
Austin, TX United States
 Navarro Early College High School Austin, TX United States
MAY 25, 2023 - MAY 25, 2023
Farmington Steam Academy
Farmington Hills, MI United States
 Farmington Steam Academy Farmington Hills, MI United States
MAY 02, 2023 - MAY 02, 2023
Trike Theatre
Bentonville, AR United States
 Trike Theatre Bentonville, AR United States
APR 20, 2023 - APR 20, 2023
St. Pius X High School
Springfield, MO United States
 St. Pius X High School Springfield, MO United States
MAR 17, 2023 - MAR 17, 2023
St. Pius X High School
Ste. Genevieve, MO United States
 St. Pius X High School Ste. Genevieve, MO United States
MAR 04, 2023 - MAR 05, 2023
Improv Playhouse
Libertyville, IL United States
 Improv Playhouse Libertyville, IL United States
MAR 02, 2023 - MAR 04, 2023
St. Pius X High School
Festus, MO United States
 St. Pius X High School Festus, MO United States
MAY 08, 2022 - MAY 10, 2022
Ravenna Public Schools
Ravenna, NE United States
 Ravenna Public Schools Ravenna, NE United States
MAY 03, 2022 - MAY 03, 2022
North Ridge Middle School
North Richland Hills, TX United States
 North Ridge Middle School North Richland Hills, TX United States
DEC 08, 2021 - DEC 08, 2021
Mariner High School
Cape Coral, FL United States
 Mariner High School Cape Coral, FL United States
NOV 29, 2021 - DEC 17, 2021
Somerset College Prep Academy
Port Saint Lucie, FL United States
 Somerset College Prep Academy Port Saint Lucie, FL United States
MAY 22, 2021 - MAY 23, 2021
Hawkins ISD
Hawkins, TX United States
 Hawkins ISD Hawkins, TX United States
APR 14, 2020 - APR 14, 2020
Papillion-La Vista H.S.
La Vista, NE United States
 Papillion-La Vista H.S. La Vista, NE United States
MAR 18, 2020 - APR 25, 2020
Raymore-Peculiar High School
Oak Grove, MO United States
 Raymore-Peculiar High School Oak Grove, MO United States
DEC 19, 2019 - DEC 19, 2019
Summit Trail Middle School Theatre
Olathe, KS United States
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JUN 28, 2019 - JUN 28, 2019
First Presbyterian Day School
Macon, GA United States
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MAY 18, 2019 - MAY 19, 2019
Jennings County Middle School
North Vernon, IN United States
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FEB 28, 2019 - MAR 01, 2019
Grissom High School Theatre
Huntsville, AL United States
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NOV 01, 2018 - NOV 20, 2018
North Sargent Public School
Gwinner, ND United States
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MAY 22, 2018 - MAY 22, 2018
Riverton High School
Riverton, WY United States
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APR 11, 2018 - APR 11, 2018
Killarney Collegiate Institute
Killarney, MB Canada
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NOV 10, 2017 - NOV 20, 2017
Marion County Middle High School
Macon, GA United States
 Marion County Middle High School Macon, GA United States
OCT 31, 2017 - DEC 15, 2017
Saint Mary's Hall-Fine Arts
San Antonio, TX United States
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OCT 13, 2017 - OCT 23, 2017
Marion County Middle High School
Americus, GA United States
 Marion County Middle High School Americus, GA United States
JUL 07, 2017 - JUL 07, 2017
Topeka Civic Theatre
Topeka, KS United States
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MAY 12, 2017 - MAY 13, 2017
N/A
Sacramento, CA United States
 N/A Sacramento, CA United States
MAR 10, 2017 - MAR 12, 2017
Elk Valley High School
Longton, KS United States
 Elk Valley High School Longton, KS United States
MAR 02, 2017 - MAR 02, 2017
Ironwood Ridge High School Theatre
Tucson, AZ United States
 Ironwood Ridge High School Theatre Tucson, AZ United States
JAN 20, 2017 - JAN 21, 2017
East Harlem Tutorial Program
New York, NY United States
 East Harlem Tutorial Program New York, NY United States
NOV 11, 2016 - NOV 12, 2016
Denver Middle School
Denver, IA United States
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MAR 03, 2016 - MAR 05, 2016
Salina Central High School
Salina, KS United States
 Salina Central High School Salina, KS United States
NOV 06, 2015 - NOV 07, 2015
Liberty High School Theatre Department
Lake St. Louis, MO United States
 Liberty High School Theatre Department Lake St. Louis, MO United States
APR 09, 2015 - APR 17, 2015
Greater Lowell Technical High
Tyngsboro, MA United States
 Greater Lowell Technical High Tyngsboro, MA United States
MAR 24, 2015 - MAR 28, 2015
Cedar Valley Middle School
Austin, TX United States
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JAN 29, 2015 - FEB 05, 2015
AC New Middle School
Mesquite, TX United States
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NOV 25, 2014 - DEC 10, 2015
Allen Consolidated Schools
Allen, NE United States
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NOV 15, 2014 - DEC 10, 2014
Scotus Central Catholic High School
Columbus, NE United States
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NOV 11, 2014 - DEC 01, 2014
Allen Consolidated Schools
Ponca, NE United States
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JUL 17, 2014 - JUL 17, 2014
Franklin Middle School
Chantilly, VA United States
 Franklin Middle School Chantilly, VA United States
MAY 25, 2014 - MAY 25, 2014
Izard County Drama Class
Brockwell, AR United States
 Izard County Drama Class Brockwell, AR United States
MAY 19, 2014 - MAY 19, 2014
South Park High/Middle School
Fairplay, CO United States
 South Park High/Middle School Fairplay, CO United States
MAY 16, 2014 - MAY 16, 2014
Performing Arts Department
Clearwater, FL United States
 Performing Arts Department Clearwater, FL United States
MAY 02, 2014 - MAY 04, 2014
Ravenna Public Schools
Ravenna, NE United States
 Ravenna Public Schools Ravenna, NE United States
MAR 07, 2014 - MAR 08, 2014
Children's Theatre Workshop
Toledo, OH United States
 Children's Theatre Workshop Toledo, OH United States
JAN 22, 2014 - JAN 22, 2014
Athey Creek Middle School
Tualatin, OR United States
 Athey Creek Middle School Tualatin, OR United States
NOV 01, 2013 - DEC 31, 2013
Valley Center Middle School
Valley Center, KS United States
 Valley Center Middle School Valley Center, KS United States
OCT 21, 2013 - OCT 24, 2013
Pike County High School
Zebulon, GA United States
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MAY 02, 2013 - MAY 02, 2013
Pangburn High School
Pangburn, AR United States
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DEC 13, 2012 - DEC 14, 2012
La Conner School District
La Conner, WA United States
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NOV 09, 2012 - DEC 01, 2012
DC West High School
Valley, NE United States
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NOV 08, 2012 - NOV 08, 2012
Simmons Middle School
Aurora, IL United States
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OCT 04, 2012 - OCT 04, 2012
JP Taravella High School
Coral Springs, FL United States
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MAY 24, 2012 - MAY 24, 2012
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Waterford, MI United States
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MAY 05, 2012 - MAY 06, 2012
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Cedarville, MI United States
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MAR 21, 2012 - MAR 21, 2012
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Fenton, MI United States
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FEB 15, 2012 - FEB 15, 2012
Diller Street Theater
Winnetka, IL United States
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JAN 13, 2012 - JAN 13, 2012
East Bridgewater High School
East Bridgewater, MA United States
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JAN 08, 2012 - JAN 08, 2012
Cannon Falls High School
Cannon Falls, MN United States
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DEC 06, 2011 - DEC 06, 2011
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Riverton, WY United States
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NOV 10, 2011 - NOV 12, 2011
Wellsboro High School
Wellsboro, PA United States
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OCT 20, 2011 - OCT 24, 2011
Marion County Middle/High School
Buena Vista, GA United States
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SEP 20, 2011 - SEP 20, 2011
Shawnee Mission South High School
Overland Park, KS United States
 Shawnee Mission South High School Overland Park, KS United States
AUG 05, 2011 - AUG 06, 2011
Coterie Theatre
Lee's Summit, MO United States
 Coterie Theatre Lee's Summit, MO United States
JUL 07, 2011 - JUL 08, 2011
St. Catherine's School
Richmond, VA United States
 St. Catherine's School Richmond, VA United States
JUL 01, 2011 - JUL 02, 2011
Coterie Theatre
Kansas City, MO United States
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MAY 12, 2011 - MAY 13, 2011
Hoover High School
Fresno, CA United States
 Hoover High School Fresno, CA United States
MAY 05, 2011 - MAY 05, 2011
Seckman High School
Arnold, MO United States
 Seckman High School Arnold, MO United States
APR 08, 2011 - APR 09, 2011
Peter Pan Players Academy
Shreveport, LA United States
 Peter Pan Players Academy Shreveport, LA United States
APR 01, 2011 - APR 01, 2011
Liberal R2 High School
Liberal, MO United States
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MAR 03, 2011 - MAR 04, 2011
Thomas Jefferson Middle School
Winston-Salem, NC United States
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DEC 01, 2010 - DEC 03, 2010
St. Charles East High School
St. Charles, IL United States
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OCT 26, 2010 - OCT 26, 2010
A. C. New Middle School
Mesquite, TX United States
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JUN 12, 2010 - JUN 12, 2010
Self
Charlotte, NC United States
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MAY 13, 2010 - MAY 14, 2010
Cleveland High School
Cleveland, TN United States
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APR 22, 2010 - APR 22, 2010
Ponoka Composite High School
Ponoka, AB Canada
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APR 17, 2010 - APR 17, 2010
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Haltom City, TX United States
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APR 16, 2010 - APR 17, 2010
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Fosston, MN United States
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MAR 19, 2010 - APR 26, 2010
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Peculiar, MO United States
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MAR 16, 2010 - MAR 16, 2010
Wheeling Park High School
Wheeling, WV United States
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FEB 11, 2010 - FEB 13, 2010
St. Johnsbury Academy Theatre
St. Johnsbury, VT United States
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JAN 29, 2010 - FEB 01, 2010
Davis High School
Kaysville, UT United States
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JAN 14, 2010 - JAN 14, 2010
Cooperstown Central School
Cooperstown, NY United States
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JAN 08, 2010 - JAN 09, 2010
Girls Preparatory School
Chattanooga, TN United States
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NOV 23, 2009 - DEC 02, 2009
Allen Consolidated School
Allen, NE United States
 Allen Consolidated School Allen, NE United States
NOV 14, 2009 - NOV 14, 2009
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Irving, TX United States
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JUN 08, 2009 - JUN 08, 2009
St. Clair Middle School
St. Clair, MI United States
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MAY 29, 2009 - MAY 29, 2009
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West Linn, OR United States
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MAY 27, 2009 - MAY 27, 2009
James Island Charter High
Charleston, SC United States
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MAY 07, 2009 - MAY 09, 2009
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St. John, IN United States
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MAY 01, 2009 - MAY 31, 2009
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Kearney, NE United States
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Salina, KS United States
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DEC 15, 2008 - DEC 15, 2008
Kimbrough Middle School
Mesquite, TX United States
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Houston, TX United States
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Ozark, MO United States
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McKeesport, PA United States
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Eagle Bend, MN United States
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Medolark Theatre
Washington, ME United States
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Thomasville, NC United States
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MAY 22, 2008 - MAY 23, 2008
La Conner Middle School
La Conner, WA United States
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Birmingham, AL United States
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St. Petersburg, FL United States
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Clarinda, IA United States
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Corpus Christi, TX United States
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OCT 26, 2006 - OCT 31, 2006
North Oaks Middle School
Haltom City, TX United States
 North Oaks Middle School Haltom City, TX United States
No upcoming productions.
No professional productions.

Awards (1)

Winner, Missouri State Readers Theatre Championship (2010)

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