Alice's Adventures with Poorly Cooked Cafeteria Seafood by Don Zolidis

(10)
Productions (108)
Comedy
|
40 - 50 minutes
3 W, 3 M, 6 Any (12-22 actors possible: 3-18 W, 3-18 M)
Set: A wonderland and a school.

Between her genius little brother forcing her to play Dungeons and Dragons with his weird friend and scoring detention with the meanest teacher in the school, Alice is having the worst day imaginable. Hoping to get herself sent to the hospital, she eats as much mystery fish as possible from the cafeteria. What follows is a bizarre series of hallucinations that have a suspicious resemblance to another famous Alice story...

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Play Details

Between her genius little brother forcing her to play Dungeons and Dragons with his weird friend and scoring detention with the meanest teacher in the school, Alice is having the worst day imaginable. Hoping to get herself sent to the hospital, she eats as much mystery fish as possible from the cafeteria. What follows is a bizarre series of hallucinations that have a suspicious resemblance to another famous Alice story...

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 40 - 50 minutes
  • 3 W, 3 M, 6 Any (12-22 actors possible: 3-18 W, 3-18 M)
  • Set: A wonderland and a school.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-370-0

Production History

APR 29, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Westgate Theatre
New Iberia, LA United States
Westgate TheatreNew Iberia, LA United States
NOV 14, 2024 - NOV 17, 2024
AC Jones High School
Beeville, TX United States
AC Jones High SchoolBeeville, TX United States
MAY 16, 2024 - MAY 16, 2024
Mann Magnet Middle
Little Rock, AR United States
Mann Magnet MiddleLittle Rock, AR United States
FEB 10, 2024 - FEB 10, 2024
Shelton High School, Drama Club
Shelton, WA United States
Shelton High School, Drama ClubShelton, WA United States
DEC 07, 2023 - DEC 09, 2023
Navarro Early College High School
Austin, TX United States
Navarro Early College High SchoolAustin, TX United States
MAY 25, 2023 - MAY 25, 2023
Farmington Steam Academy
Farmington Hills, MI United States
Farmington Steam AcademyFarmington Hills, MI United States
MAY 02, 2023 - MAY 02, 2023
Trike Theatre
Bentonville, AR United States
Trike TheatreBentonville, AR United States
APR 20, 2023 - APR 20, 2023
St. Pius X High School
Springfield, MO United States
St. Pius X High SchoolSpringfield, MO United States
MAR 17, 2023 - MAR 17, 2023
St. Pius X High School
Ste. Genevieve, MO United States
St. Pius X High SchoolSte. Genevieve, MO United States
MAR 04, 2023 - MAR 05, 2023
Improv Playhouse
Libertyville, IL United States
Improv PlayhouseLibertyville, IL United States
1 of 11
APR 29, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Westgate Theatre
New Iberia, LA United States
Westgate TheatreNew Iberia, LA United States
No professional productions.

Awards (1)

Winner, Missouri State Readers Theatre Championship (2010)

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