Employees Must Wash Hands... Before Murder eScriptAvailable

Employees Must Wash Hands... Before Murder by Don Zolidis

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Comedy/Murder mystery
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30 - 40 minutes
8 W, 1 M, 10 Any (14-19 actors possible: 8-11 W, 6-8 M)
Set: A fast food restaurant.

Something is rotten at the Burgatorium, a low-end fast food restaurant...and it's not just the burgers. Hit with a surprise health inspection, employees hilariously rush around to clean up their messes, hide the rats and find real meat for the burgers. But luck is not on their side when their manager turns up dead in a freezer. This super-sized murder mystery comes with a side of funny and a healthy dose of ridiculous as the health inspector and his gangsta intern investigate a lineup of crazy characters that includes a singing tapeworm.

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Something is rotten at the Burgatorium, a low-end fast food restaurant...and it's not just the burgers. Hit with a surprise health inspection, employees hilariously rush around to clean up their messes, hide the rats and find real meat for the burgers. But luck is not on their side when their manager turns up dead in a freezer. This super-sized murder mystery comes with a side of funny and a healthy dose of ridiculous as the health inspector and his gangsta intern investigate a lineup of crazy characters that includes a singing tapeworm.

  • Comedy/Murder mystery
  • |
  • 30 - 40 minutes
  • 8 W, 1 M, 10 Any (14-19 actors possible: 8-11 W, 6-8 M)
  • Set: A fast food restaurant.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-022-8

Production History

MAY 23, 2025 - MAY 23, 2025
Pembroke High School
Pembroke, MA United States
Pembroke High SchoolPembroke, MA United States
MAY 22, 2025 - MAY 22, 2025
Drama Kids Charleston South
Johns Island, SC United States
Drama Kids Charleston SouthJohns Island, SC United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 22, 2025
Small MS
Austin, TX United States
Small MSAustin, TX United States
MAY 14, 2025 - MAY 14, 2025
Cedar Bayou Junior School
Baytown, TX United States
Cedar Bayou Junior SchoolBaytown, TX United States
MAY 12, 2025 - MAY 12, 2025
Ridge View High School
Columbia, SC United States
Ridge View High SchoolColumbia, SC United States
MAY 11, 2025 - MAY 11, 2025
Dickinson High School
Dickinson, ND United States
Dickinson High SchoolDickinson, ND United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 02, 2025
CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL-THEATER
Boise, ID United States
CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL-THEATERBoise, ID United States
APR 28, 2025 - MAY 23, 2025
Crandall Middle School
Crandall, TX United States
Crandall Middle SchoolCrandall, TX United States
APR 22, 2025 - APR 26, 2025
Cienega High School
Vail, AZ United States
Cienega High SchoolVail, AZ United States
APR 18, 2025 - APR 19, 2025
Mill Creek Middle School
Woodstock, GA United States
Mill Creek Middle SchoolWoodstock, GA United States
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MAY 23, 2025 - MAY 23, 2025
Pembroke High School
Pembroke, MA United States
Pembroke High SchoolPembroke, MA United States
MAY 22, 2025 - MAY 22, 2025
Drama Kids Charleston South
Johns Island, SC United States
Drama Kids Charleston SouthJohns Island, SC United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 22, 2025
Small MS
Austin, TX United States
Small MSAustin, TX United States
MAY 14, 2025 - MAY 14, 2025
Cedar Bayou Junior School
Baytown, TX United States
Cedar Bayou Junior SchoolBaytown, TX United States
MAY 12, 2025 - MAY 12, 2025
Ridge View High School
Columbia, SC United States
Ridge View High SchoolColumbia, SC United States
MAY 11, 2025 - MAY 11, 2025
Dickinson High School
Dickinson, ND United States
Dickinson High SchoolDickinson, ND United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 02, 2025
CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL-THEATER
Boise, ID United States
CENTENNIAL HIGH SCHOOL-THEATERBoise, ID United States
APR 28, 2025 - MAY 23, 2025
Crandall Middle School
Crandall, TX United States
Crandall Middle SchoolCrandall, TX United States
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