Bert's Golf Pants

Bert's Golf Pants by Douglas Craven

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Productions (16)
Comedy
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25 - 40 minutes
2 W, 2 M, 
Content Notes: Mild adult language
Set: The kitchen of a small home: a refrigerator, a cupboard, a door, a table with wedding detritus.

Half an hour before his daughter's wedding, Bert puts his foot down about his wardrobe: he wants to wear a lurid pair of golf pants. Will his long-suffering family change his mind? Brutally funny, Bert's Golf Pants is a humorous peek under the lid of the family pressure cooker.

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Play Details

Half an hour before his daughter's wedding, Bert puts his foot down about his wardrobe: he wants to wear a lurid pair of golf pants. Will his long-suffering family change his mind? Brutally funny, Bert's Golf Pants is a humorous peek under the lid of the family pressure cooker.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 25 - 40 minutes
  • 2 W, 2 M, 
  • Content Notes: Mild adult language
  • Set: The kitchen of a small home: a refrigerator, a cupboard, a door, a table with wedding detritus.

Production History

JUL 04, 2017 - JUL 04, 2017
Winston Knoll Collegiate
Regina, SK Canada
Winston Knoll CollegiateRegina, SK Canada
JAN 28, 2017 - JAN 28, 2017
Thomas Edison High School
Alexandria, VA United States
Thomas Edison High SchoolAlexandria, VA United States
APR 15, 2013 - APR 20, 2013
Richardson High School
Richardson, TX United States
Richardson High SchoolRichardson, TX United States
APR 26, 2012 - APR 27, 2012
Cactus Shadows High School
Scottsdale, AZ United States
Cactus Shadows High SchoolScottsdale, AZ United States
MAR 11, 2011 - MAR 26, 2011
Sandgate Theatre Inc.
Kedron, QLD Australia
Sandgate Theatre Inc.Kedron, QLD Australia
FEB 21, 2011 - APR 16, 2011
Lexington High School
Lexington, MO United States
Lexington High SchoolLexington, MO United States
JAN 21, 2011 - JAN 21, 2011
Centre Wellington District High School
Fergus, ON Canada
Centre Wellington District High SchoolFergus, ON Canada
DEC 12, 2009 - DEC 14, 2009
Culver-Stockton College
Canton, MO United States
Culver-Stockton CollegeCanton, MO United States
JUN 02, 2009 - JUN 11, 2009
Bowness High School
Calgary, AB Canada
Bowness High SchoolCalgary, AB Canada
DEC 04, 2008 - DEC 06, 2008
Centennial High School Auditorium
Gresham, OR United States
Centennial High School AuditoriumGresham, OR United States
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