Arugula Suarez just wants to fit in. But it's not easy when you're a sixteen-year-old alien from the planet Zlagdor. Stuck in a world where the only things that make sense are roller derby and salad, Arugula and her father, Nancy, must find out what it means to be human before time runs out for Planet Earth.
Set: Minimal, with projections."The play weaves the human condition into each zany and sometimes tragic moment as gracefully as an Amazonian Jammer weaves amongst the gang of Blockers, scoring point after point as the audience's hearts break and elate."
"Undoubtedly punk... a relevant, razor-sharp script."
| JUN 13, 2025 - JUN 22, 2025
Twin City Theatre Company
Champaign, IL United States | Twin City Theatre Company | Champaign, IL United States |
| MAR 29, 2025 - APR 06, 2025
Eureka College
Eureka, IL United States | Eureka College | Eureka, IL United States |
| FEB 08, 2025 - FEB 09, 2025
Northwest School of the Arts
Charlotte, NC United States | Northwest School of the Arts | Charlotte, NC United States |
| FEB 16, 2024 - FEB 24, 2024
Illinois State University Theatre & Dance
Normal, IL United States | Illinois State University Theatre & Dance | Normal, IL United States |
| NOV 16, 2023 - NOV 17, 2023
Latin School of Chicago
Chicago, IL United States | Latin School of Chicago | Chicago, IL United States |
| SEP 29, 2023 - OCT 01, 2023
Shafer Alliance Laboratory Theatre
Richmond, VA United States | Shafer Alliance Laboratory Theatre | Richmond, VA United States |
| MAY 06, 2023 - MAY 07, 2023
Lee's Summit West HS Theatre
Lees Summit, MO United States | Lee's Summit West HS Theatre | Lees Summit, MO United States |
| NOV 10, 2022 - NOV 13, 2022
Chagrin Falls High School
Chagrin Falls, OH United States | Chagrin Falls High School | Chagrin Falls, OH United States |
| NOV 03, 2022 - NOV 06, 2022
Brandeis University
Waltham, MA United States | Brandeis University | Waltham, MA United States |
| NOV 04, 2021 - NOV 05, 2021
Pankow Performing Arts
Clinton Township, MI United States | Pankow Performing Arts | Clinton Township, MI United States |
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| JUN 13, 2025 - JUN 22, 2025
Twin City Theatre Company
Champaign, IL United States | Twin City Theatre Company | Champaign, IL United States |
| MAR 29, 2025 - APR 06, 2025
Eureka College
Eureka, IL United States | Eureka College | Eureka, IL United States |
| AUG 23, 2018 - SEP 01, 2018
Flexible Grey Theatre Company
Dallas, TX United States | Flexible Grey Theatre Company | Dallas, TX United States |
| AUG 11, 2017 - AUG 20, 2017
The Weird Sisters Theatre Project (World Premiere)
Atlanta, GA United States | The Weird Sisters Theatre Project (World Premiere) | Atlanta, GA United States |
Princess Grace Award Semi-Finalist, Princess Grace Foundation (2016)
Panowski Playwriting Award Finalist, Northern Michigan University (2016)
Alliance/Kendeda Prize for Graduate Playwriting, Finalist, Alliance Theatre (2017)
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