13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate eScriptAvailable

13 Signs You Should Stop Being a Pirate by A. M. Dittman

(25)
Productions (147)
Comedy
|
25 - 35 minutes
4 Any (4-31 actors possible: 0-31 W, 0-31 M)
Set: Minimal.

The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate's life. Helping people? Putting a unicorn on their flag? Dabbling in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it's too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.

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The most dastardly crew on the high seas is horrified when Jaime starts to question the pirate's life. Helping people? Putting a unicorn on their flag? Dabbling in Buddhism? What could be worse?! The pirates must set their shipmate straight before it's too late, but the sea is full of distracting swordfights and manatees that look like mermaids. A goofy celebration of the arrrrt of being a pirate for crews of all sizes.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 25 - 35 minutes
  • 4 Any (4-31 actors possible: 0-31 W, 0-31 M)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-990-0

Production History

MAY 09, 2025 - MAY 10, 2025
Great Mills High School
Great Mills, MD United States
Great Mills High SchoolGreat Mills, MD United States
MAY 05, 2025 - MAY 05, 2025
Daviess County High School Drama
Owensboro, KY United States
Daviess County High School DramaOwensboro, KY United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 04, 2025
Detroit Country Day School
Beverly Hills, MI United States
Detroit Country Day SchoolBeverly Hills, MI United States
APR 28, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Nebraska Wesleyan University
Lincoln, NE United States
Nebraska Wesleyan UniversityLincoln, NE United States
APR 24, 2025 - APR 26, 2025
Space Coast Jr/Sr High School
Cocoa, FL United States
Space Coast Jr/Sr High SchoolCocoa, FL United States
APR 23, 2025 - APR 23, 2025
Lincoln High School
Lincoln, NE United States
Lincoln High SchoolLincoln, NE United States
FEB 13, 2025 - FEB 13, 2025
Lunenburg High School
Lunenburg, MA United States
Lunenburg High SchoolLunenburg, MA United States
NOV 21, 2024 - NOV 21, 2024
N/A
Brandon, FL United States
N/ABrandon, FL United States
NOV 21, 2024 - NOV 22, 2024
Heritage High School
Littleton, CO United States
Heritage High SchoolLittleton, CO United States
NOV 16, 2024 - NOV 16, 2024
Cienega High School
Tucson, AZ United States
Cienega High SchoolTucson, AZ United States
1 of 15
MAY 09, 2025 - MAY 10, 2025
Great Mills High School
Great Mills, MD United States
Great Mills High SchoolGreat Mills, MD United States
MAY 05, 2025 - MAY 05, 2025
Daviess County High School Drama
Owensboro, KY United States
Daviess County High School DramaOwensboro, KY United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 04, 2025
Detroit Country Day School
Beverly Hills, MI United States
Detroit Country Day SchoolBeverly Hills, MI United States
APR 28, 2025 - APR 29, 2025
Nebraska Wesleyan University
Lincoln, NE United States
Nebraska Wesleyan UniversityLincoln, NE United States
APR 24, 2025 - APR 26, 2025
Space Coast Jr/Sr High School
Cocoa, FL United States
Space Coast Jr/Sr High SchoolCocoa, FL United States
APR 23, 2025 - APR 23, 2025
Lincoln High School
Lincoln, NE United States
Lincoln High SchoolLincoln, NE United States
No professional productions.

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