That's Not How I Remember It eScriptAvailable

That's Not How I Remember It by Don Zolidis

(48)
Productions (464)
Comedy
|
35 - 45 minutes
8 W, 8 M, 6 Any (13-22 actors possible: 6-14 W, 6-14 M)
Set: Minimal.

Mom and Dad love to tell the story of how they met in 1986 -- "pretty much the most awesome year ever." Trouble is, they remember their courtship completely differently. Mom's version makes their meeting sound like a sappy romantic comedy while Dad somehow makes himself the star of a karate battle. This tubular one-act is a crazy homage to bad 80s movies and the inadequacies of memory.

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Mom and Dad love to tell the story of how they met in 1986 -- "pretty much the most awesome year ever." Trouble is, they remember their courtship completely differently. Mom's version makes their meeting sound like a sappy romantic comedy while Dad somehow makes himself the star of a karate battle. This tubular one-act is a crazy homage to bad 80s movies and the inadequacies of memory.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 35 - 45 minutes
  • 8 W, 8 M, 6 Any (13-22 actors possible: 6-14 W, 6-14 M)
  • Set: Minimal.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-091-4

Production History

DEC 05, 2025 - DEC 07, 2025
Minster High School
Minster, OH United States
Minster High SchoolMinster, OH United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 21, 2025
Saluda Trail Middle School
Rock Hill, SC United States
Saluda Trail Middle SchoolRock Hill, SC United States
MAY 10, 2025 - MAY 10, 2025
North Montgomery High School
Crawfordsville, IN United States
North Montgomery High SchoolCrawfordsville, IN United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Mason High School
Erie, MI United States
Mason High SchoolErie, MI United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 31, 2025
Somerset College Prep Academy
Port St Lucie, FL United States
Somerset College Prep AcademyPort St Lucie, FL United States
APR 24, 2025 - APR 24, 2025
Eastern High School
Louisville, KY United States
Eastern High SchoolLouisville, KY United States
APR 22, 2025 - APR 22, 2025
Thorhild Central School
Athabasca, AB Canada
Thorhild Central SchoolAthabasca, AB Canada
APR 12, 2025 - APR 12, 2025
Yale High School
Yale, MI United States
Yale High SchoolYale, MI United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Greater Lowell Technical High
Tyngsboro, MA United States
Greater Lowell Technical HighTyngsboro, MA United States
APR 09, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Foothill High School Theatre
Henderson, NV United States
Foothill High School TheatreHenderson, NV United States
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DEC 05, 2025 - DEC 07, 2025
Minster High School
Minster, OH United States
Minster High SchoolMinster, OH United States
MAY 21, 2025 - MAY 21, 2025
Saluda Trail Middle School
Rock Hill, SC United States
Saluda Trail Middle SchoolRock Hill, SC United States
MAY 10, 2025 - MAY 10, 2025
North Montgomery High School
Crawfordsville, IN United States
North Montgomery High SchoolCrawfordsville, IN United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Mason High School
Erie, MI United States
Mason High SchoolErie, MI United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 31, 2025
Somerset College Prep Academy
Port St Lucie, FL United States
Somerset College Prep AcademyPort St Lucie, FL United States
APR 24, 2025 - APR 24, 2025
Eastern High School
Louisville, KY United States
Eastern High SchoolLouisville, KY United States
APR 22, 2025 - APR 22, 2025
Thorhild Central School
Athabasca, AB Canada
Thorhild Central SchoolAthabasca, AB Canada
APR 12, 2025 - APR 12, 2025
Yale High School
Yale, MI United States
Yale High SchoolYale, MI United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Greater Lowell Technical High
Tyngsboro, MA United States
Greater Lowell Technical HighTyngsboro, MA United States
APR 09, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Foothill High School Theatre
Henderson, NV United States
Foothill High School TheatreHenderson, NV United States
1 of 2
No professional productions.

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