Romeo, You Idiot (full-length)

Romeo, You Idiot (full-length) by Tim Kochenderfer

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Productions (143)
Comedy
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70 - 90 minutes
4 W, 17 M, 4 Any (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 W, 10-26 M)
Set: Minimal

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A one-act version of this play is also available.)

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $85
Standard Edition $13.99
Stage Manager Edition $24.99
Archival Video License $150

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Play Details

Nothing could come between Romeo and Juliet. Not the most bitter mafia rivalries, nor the itchiest poison ivy, nor even the wooings of an alleged vampire could tear them apart. Yes, the love of Romeo and Juliet could survive anything. Well, except for poison. Romeo, You Idiot is a relentlessly irreverent spoof of Shakespeare's original. (A one-act version of this play is also available.)

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 70 - 90 minutes
  • 4 W, 17 M, 4 Any (13-30 actors possible: 3-18 W, 10-26 M)
  • Set: Minimal

Production History

MAY 15, 2025 - MAY 16, 2025
Daniel Boone High School
Gray, TN United States
Daniel Boone High SchoolGray, TN United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 10, 2025
Silicon Valley International School
Palo Alto, CA United States
Silicon Valley International SchoolPalo Alto, CA United States
NOV 22, 2024 - NOV 23, 2024
Parkers Prairie High School
Parkers Prairie, MN United States
Parkers Prairie High SchoolParkers Prairie, MN United States
NOV 15, 2024 - NOV 16, 2024
Port Allegany High School
Port Allegany, PA United States
Port Allegany High SchoolPort Allegany, PA United States
NOV 07, 2024 - NOV 09, 2024
Corona del Sol
Tempe, AZ United States
Corona del SolTempe, AZ United States
NOV 07, 2024 - NOV 09, 2024
La Farge Schools
La Farge, WI United States
La Farge SchoolsLa Farge, WI United States
MAR 16, 2024 - MAR 17, 2024
Arcola High School Drama Club
Arcola, IL United States
Arcola High School Drama ClubArcola, IL United States
MAY 23, 2023 - MAY 30, 2023
Shas Ti Kelly Road Secondary School
Prince George, BC Canada
Shas Ti Kelly Road Secondary SchoolPrince George, BC Canada
MAY 06, 2023 - MAY 06, 2023
ACE Academy
Austin, TX United States
ACE AcademyAustin, TX United States
SEP 08, 2021 - SEP 11, 2021
McClintock High School Theatre
Tempe, AZ United States
McClintock High School TheatreTempe, AZ United States
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MAY 15, 2025 - MAY 16, 2025
Daniel Boone High School
Gray, TN United States
Daniel Boone High SchoolGray, TN United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 10, 2025
Silicon Valley International School
Palo Alto, CA United States
Silicon Valley International SchoolPalo Alto, CA United States
No professional productions.

Archival Video License

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