It's not you, it's me eScriptAvailable

It's not you, it's me by Don Zolidis

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Productions (820)
Comedy
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35 - 40 minutes
6 W, 7 M, 1 Any (5-20 actors possible: 2-10 W, 2-10 M)
Set: Minimal suggestions for a restaurant, a living room, and a cafe.

Whether your boyfriend is a Canadian secret agent or monk in training, or your girlfriend is a psychic or pathological liar, one thing is for sure: they are about to dump you. Exploring the painful art of breaking-up through comedic, awkwardly realistic characters, this series of wildly hilarious scenes are sure to make you feel relieved not to be the receiving end of those five fatal relationship words.

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Whether your boyfriend is a Canadian secret agent or monk in training, or your girlfriend is a psychic or pathological liar, one thing is for sure: they are about to dump you. Exploring the painful art of breaking-up through comedic, awkwardly realistic characters, this series of wildly hilarious scenes are sure to make you feel relieved not to be the receiving end of those five fatal relationship words.

  • Comedy
  • |
  • 35 - 40 minutes
  • 6 W, 7 M, 1 Any (5-20 actors possible: 2-10 W, 2-10 M)
  • Set: Minimal suggestions for a restaurant, a living room, and a cafe.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-078-5

Production History

JUN 07, 2025 - JUN 07, 2025
BHS Drama Society
Bayonne, NJ United States
BHS Drama SocietyBayonne, NJ United States
MAY 16, 2025 - MAY 17, 2025
Gov. John R. Rogers High School
Puyallup, WA United States
Gov. John R. Rogers High SchoolPuyallup, WA United States
MAY 07, 2025 - MAY 07, 2025
Knight High School
Palmdale, CA United States
Knight High SchoolPalmdale, CA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Sendracs
Indiana, PA United States
SendracsIndiana, PA United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Olentangy Berlin High School
Delaware, OH United States
Olentangy Berlin High SchoolDelaware, OH United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Holy Spirit High School
Conception Bay South, NF Canada
Holy Spirit High SchoolConception Bay South, NF Canada
APR 10, 2025 - APR 10, 2025
Duval Charter at Baymeadows
Jacksonville, FL United States
Duval Charter at BaymeadowsJacksonville, FL United States
APR 01, 2025 - APR 30, 2025
Lower Canada College
Montreal, QC Canada
Lower Canada CollegeMontreal, QC Canada
MAR 24, 2025 - MAR 26, 2025
River Ridge Theatre
Woodstock, GA United States
River Ridge TheatreWoodstock, GA United States
MAR 07, 2025 - MAR 08, 2025
Calvary Day School- Fine Arts Academy
SAVANNAH, GA United States
Calvary Day School- Fine Arts AcademySAVANNAH, GA United States
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JUN 07, 2025 - JUN 07, 2025
BHS Drama Society
Bayonne, NJ United States
BHS Drama SocietyBayonne, NJ United States
MAY 16, 2025 - MAY 17, 2025
Gov. John R. Rogers High School
Puyallup, WA United States
Gov. John R. Rogers High SchoolPuyallup, WA United States
MAY 07, 2025 - MAY 07, 2025
Knight High School
Palmdale, CA United States
Knight High SchoolPalmdale, CA United States
MAY 02, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Sendracs
Indiana, PA United States
SendracsIndiana, PA United States
MAY 01, 2025 - MAY 03, 2025
Olentangy Berlin High School
Delaware, OH United States
Olentangy Berlin High SchoolDelaware, OH United States
APR 10, 2025 - APR 11, 2025
Holy Spirit High School
Conception Bay South, NF Canada
Holy Spirit High SchoolConception Bay South, NF Canada
APR 10, 2025 - APR 10, 2025
Duval Charter at Baymeadows
Jacksonville, FL United States
Duval Charter at BaymeadowsJacksonville, FL United States
APR 01, 2025 - APR 30, 2025
Lower Canada College
Montreal, QC Canada
Lower Canada CollegeMontreal, QC Canada
No professional productions.

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