Kill Me, Deadly by Bill Robens

(26)
Productions (115)
Noir Comedy
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105 - 120 minutes
5 W, 7 M,  (9-26 actors possible: 4-9 W, 5-17 M)
Content Notes: Mild adult content
Set: Flexible.

Charlie Nickels has a hard life as a gumshoe in the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles, and things are only made harder by the murder of a client and the theft of her 300 karat diamond. With the help of his wise-cracking secretary, Ida, Charlie seeks out the many suspects: smarmy bookworm Clive, equestrian beauty Veronica, snooty butler Wilson, sensitive muscle Louie, and mob boss Bugsy Siegel. At the center of the case is femme fatale Mona, a nightclub singer who captures Charlie's affections...and suspicions. Packed with romance, intrigue, and murder, this detective noir is a smart parody that will keep you guessing until the end.

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Play Details

Charlie Nickels has a hard life as a gumshoe in the seedy underbelly of Los Angeles, and things are only made harder by the murder of a client and the theft of her 300 karat diamond. With the help of his wise-cracking secretary, Ida, Charlie seeks out the many suspects: smarmy bookworm Clive, equestrian beauty Veronica, snooty butler Wilson, sensitive muscle Louie, and mob boss Bugsy Siegel. At the center of the case is femme fatale Mona, a nightclub singer who captures Charlie's affections...and suspicions. Packed with romance, intrigue, and murder, this detective noir is a smart parody that will keep you guessing until the end.

  • Noir Comedy
  • |
  • 105 - 120 minutes
  • 5 W, 7 M,  (9-26 actors possible: 4-9 W, 5-17 M)
  • Content Notes: Mild adult content
  • Set: Flexible.
  • Standard Edition ISBN: 978-1-62384-128-7

Published Reviews

"Set in 1947 Hollywood, where life is as cheap as a chalk-stripe suit, Bill Robens' smart, snappy parody of hard-boiled noir comes complete with jaded gumshoe, a dame in distress -- and plenty of moid-ah."

Philip Brandes, Los Angeles Times

"As eternally cool as it is, film noir, with its supercharged style and general seriousness almost begs to be deflated -- and playwright Bill Robens answers the call."

Terry Morgan, Variety

Production History

AUG 15, 2025 - AUG 17, 2025
Shoshoni High School
Shoshoni, WY United States
Shoshoni High SchoolShoshoni, WY United States
MAY 09, 2025 - MAY 20, 2025
Actors Anonymous
Towson, MD United States
Actors AnonymousTowson, MD United States
JUN 20, 2024 - JUN 23, 2024
The Ringgold Playhouse
Ringgold, GA United States
The Ringgold PlayhouseRinggold, GA United States
APR 13, 2024 - APR 20, 2024
La Salle University
Philadelphia, PA United States
La Salle UniversityPhiladelphia, PA United States
MAR 09, 2024 - MAR 16, 2024
Aberdeen Matawan Repertory Theatre
Matawan, NJ United States
Aberdeen Matawan Repertory TheatreMatawan, NJ United States
MAY 05, 2023 - MAY 06, 2023
Benson High School
Benson, AZ United States
Benson High SchoolBenson, AZ United States
APR 28, 2023 - MAY 05, 2023
Lee's Summit West HS Theatre
Lees Summit, MO United States
Lee's Summit West HS TheatreLees Summit, MO United States
FEB 09, 2023 - FEB 10, 2023
The Philadelphia HS For Creative & Performing Arts
Philadelphia, PA United States
The Philadelphia HS For Creative & Performing ArtsPhiladelphia, PA United States
NOV 22, 2022 - NOV 22, 2022
Walter G. O'Connell Copiague High School
Copaigue, NY United States
Walter G. O'Connell Copiague High SchoolCopaigue, NY United States
MAY 06, 2022 - MAY 06, 2022
SHS
Garden Grove, CA United States
SHSGarden Grove, CA United States
1 of 12
AUG 15, 2025 - AUG 17, 2025
Shoshoni High School
Shoshoni, WY United States
Shoshoni High SchoolShoshoni, WY United States
MAY 09, 2025 - MAY 20, 2025
Actors Anonymous
Towson, MD United States
Actors AnonymousTowson, MD United States
JUN 26, 2009 - OCT 03, 2009
Theatre of NOTE
Hollywood, CA United States
Theatre of NOTEHollywood, CA United States

Awards (1)

Ticketholder Award, Top Ten Plays of 2009

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