I am not Batman.

I am not Batman. by Marco Ramirez

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Productions (57)
Comedy/Drama
|
8 - 10 minutes
1 M, 1 Any (2 actors possible: 0-1 W, 1-2 M)
Content Notes: Some adult language
Set: A drum set, or other percussive instrument.

A street kid with a stomach full of grocery store brand macaroni and cheese fulfills the ultimate Batman fantasy. Read More

Pricing Information

Min. Performance Fee* $55
NOTE: This play is part of an anthology called Humana Festival 2007: The Complete Plays.
Standard Edition $19.95
Standard Manager Edition $0.00
Archival Video License $75

*The per performance fee begins at $55. Your per performance fee will be provided during the ordering process.


Playscripts is pleased to offer an Archival Video License for an additional $150 for full-length plays and $75 for one-act plays.

Play Details

A street kid with a stomach full of grocery store brand macaroni and cheese fulfills the ultimate Batman fantasy.

(This play is also available in the collection Great Short Comedies: Volume 3.)

  • Comedy/Drama
  • |
  • 8 - 10 minutes
  • 1 M, 1 Any (2 actors possible: 0-1 W, 1-2 M)
  • Content Notes: Some adult language
  • Set: A drum set, or other percussive instrument.

Production History

MAY 19, 2024 - MAY 19, 2024
N/A
Calgary, AB Canada
N/A Calgary, AB Canada
MAY 10, 2024 - MAY 10, 2024
Bradshaw Mountain High School Theatre
Prescott Valley, AZ United States
Bradshaw Mountain High School Theatre Prescott Valley, AZ United States
MAR 20, 2024 - MAR 23, 2024
N/A
Calgary, AB Canada
N/A Calgary, AB Canada
NOV 28, 2023 - NOV 29, 2023
Strathcona High School
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Strathcona High School ,
MAY 04, 2023 - MAY 05, 2023
Capital Community College
Hartford, CT United States
Capital Community College Hartford, CT United States
APR 22, 2022 - APR 22, 2022
Aspenview Schools
Lac La Biche, AB Canada
Aspenview Schools Lac La Biche, AB Canada
JUN 17, 2021 - JUN 20, 2021
Victoria School Of The Arts
Edmonton, AB Canada
Victoria School Of The Arts Edmonton, AB Canada
MAY 01, 2021 - AUG 30, 2021
University of Central Oklahoma
Edmond, OK United States
University of Central Oklahoma Edmond, OK United States
APR 23, 2021 - APR 25, 2021
Indiana University South Bend
South Bend, IN United States
Indiana University South Bend South Bend, IN United States
NOV 05, 2020 - FEB 27, 2021
Tupelo High School
Tupelo, MS United States
Tupelo High School Tupelo, MS United States
MAR 28, 2020 - MAR 31, 2020
University of Calgary - School of Creative and Performing Arts
Calgary, AB Canada
University of Calgary - School of Creative and Performing Arts Calgary, AB Canada
MAR 07, 2020 - MAR 15, 2020
Walla Walla University
College Place, WA United States
Walla Walla University College Place, WA United States
FEB 29, 2020 - MAR 14, 2020
George-Little Rock High School
George, IA United States
George-Little Rock High School George, IA United States
NOV 25, 2019 - NOV 26, 2019
Strathcona High School
Edmonton, AB Canada
Strathcona High School Edmonton, AB Canada
APR 27, 2019 - APR 30, 2019
City Theatre (School Tour)
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre (School Tour) Miami, FL United States
APR 19, 2019 - APR 21, 2019
Western Oregon University
Monmouth, OR United States
Western Oregon University Monmouth, OR United States
APR 12, 2019 - APR 12, 2019
Ambrose University
Calgary, AB Canada
Ambrose University Calgary, AB Canada
JAN 31, 2019 - APR 27, 2019
City Theatre (School Tour)
Miami, FL United States
City Theatre (School Tour) Miami, FL United States
DEC 03, 2018 - DEC 04, 2018
Hamilton College
Clinton, NY United States
Hamilton College Clinton, NY United States
MAY 03, 2018 - MAY 05, 2018
Lindsay Thurber Comprehensive High School
Red Deer, AB Canada
Lindsay Thurber Comprehensive High School Red Deer, AB Canada
APR 26, 2018 - APR 28, 2018
Lindsay Thurber Comprehensive High School
Sylvan Lake, AB Canada
Lindsay Thurber Comprehensive High School Sylvan Lake, AB Canada
APR 24, 2018 - APR 25, 2018
Westminster College
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Westminster College Salt Lake City, UT United States
MAY 24, 2017 - MAY 28, 2017
University Of Denver
Denver, CO United States
University Of Denver Denver, CO United States
APR 26, 2017 - APR 28, 2017
Black Box
Chapel Hill, NC United States
Black Box Chapel Hill, NC United States
APR 07, 2017 - APR 08, 2017
Bloomfield College
Bloomfield, NJ United States
Bloomfield College Bloomfield, NJ United States
MAR 18, 2016 - MAR 18, 2016
Indian River Charter High School
Tampa, FL United States
Indian River Charter High School Tampa, FL United States
NOV 07, 2015 - NOV 07, 2015
IRCHS THeatre
West Plam Beach, FL United States
IRCHS THeatre West Plam Beach, FL United States
JUN 15, 2015 - JUN 16, 2015
Marion McVeety Drama Troupe
Regina, SK Canada
Marion McVeety Drama Troupe Regina, SK Canada
APR 22, 2015 - APR 26, 2015
University Of The Fraser Valley
Chilliwack, BC Canada
University Of The Fraser Valley Chilliwack, BC Canada
APR 22, 2015 - APR 26, 2015
University Of The Fraser Valley
Chilliwack, BC Canada
University Of The Fraser Valley Chilliwack, BC Canada
JAN 21, 2015 - JAN 21, 2015
Adventure Stage Chicago
Chicago, IL United States
Adventure Stage Chicago Chicago, IL United States
JAN 15, 2015 - JAN 17, 2015
John T. Magee Middle School
Round Lake, IL United States
John T. Magee Middle School Round Lake, IL United States
APR 04, 2014 - APR 05, 2014
Charlotte Latin School
Charlotte, NC United States
Charlotte Latin School Charlotte, NC United States
APR 03, 2014 - APR 12, 2014
Westminster College
Salt Lake City, UT United States
Westminster College Salt Lake City, UT United States
DEC 18, 2013 - DEC 19, 2013
North Kansas City H S Auditorium
North Kansas City, MO United States
North Kansas City H S Auditorium North Kansas City, MO United States
DEC 06, 2013 - DEC 08, 2013
Grinnell College
Grinnell, IA United States
Grinnell College Grinnell, IA United States
JAN 15, 2013 - JAN 15, 2013
Columbia Grammar And Preparatory School
New York, NY United States
Columbia Grammar And Preparatory School New York, NY United States
OCT 12, 2012 - OCT 14, 2012
Mary Caplin Theater; Sidwell Friends School
Washington, DC United States
Mary Caplin Theater; Sidwell Friends School Washington, DC United States
OCT 05, 2012 - OCT 06, 2012
Studio Theatre
Galesburg, IL United States
Studio Theatre Galesburg, IL United States
JUN 06, 2012 - JUN 06, 2012
First Congregational Church
Saginaw, MI United States
First Congregational Church Saginaw, MI United States
FEB 01, 2012 - FEB 01, 2012
Kogelman Theatre
Alexandria, VA United States
Kogelman Theatre Alexandria, VA United States
NOV 17, 2011 - NOV 29, 2011
Hope Secondary
Hope, BC Canada
Hope Secondary Hope, BC Canada
JUN 04, 2011 - JUN 12, 2011
Lil Flo Productions
Las Vegas, NV United States
Lil Flo Productions Las Vegas, NV United States
FEB 26, 2011 - MAR 12, 2011
Estherville Lincoln Central
Estherville, IA United States
Estherville Lincoln Central Estherville, IA United States
NOV 19, 2010 - NOV 23, 2010
Univ Of Hawaii At Hilo
Hilo, HI United States
Univ Of Hawaii At Hilo Hilo, HI United States
JUN 04, 2010 - JUN 05, 2010
North Shore Players
Tatamagouche, NS Canada
North Shore Players Tatamagouche, NS Canada
MAR 26, 2010 - MAR 28, 2010
Harlequins Performing Arts Club
Brockport, NY United States
Harlequins Performing Arts Club Brockport, NY United States
MAR 04, 2010 - MAR 06, 2010
Whatcom Community College
Bellingham, WA United States
Whatcom Community College Bellingham, WA United States
JAN 29, 2010 - JAN 31, 2010
Goshen College
Goshen, IN United States
Goshen College Goshen, IN United States
OCT 22, 2009 - OCT 25, 2009
Northeast Mississippi Community College
Booneville, MS United States
Northeast Mississippi Community College Booneville, MS United States
APR 16, 2009 - APR 19, 2009
FireStarter Productions
Fort Worth, TX United States
FireStarter Productions Fort Worth, TX United States
MAR 18, 2009 - MAR 20, 2009
Pacific University
Forest Grove, OR United States
Pacific University Forest Grove, OR United States
OCT 09, 2008 - OCT 30, 2008
Kennedy Center
Washington, DC United States
Kennedy Center Washington, DC United States
MAY 15, 2008 - JUN 01, 2008
Yellow Tree Theatre
Osseo, MN United States
Yellow Tree Theatre Osseo, MN United States
MAY 15, 2008 - JUN 01, 2008
Yellow Tree Theatre
Osseo, MN United States
Yellow Tree Theatre Osseo, MN United States
JUL 05, 2007 - JUL 15, 2007
City Theatre's Summer Shorts
Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, FL United States
City Theatre's Summer Shorts Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, FL United States
JAN 08, 2007 - JAN 10, 2007
Actors Theatre of Louisville
Louisville, KY United States
Actors Theatre of Louisville Louisville, KY United States
No upcoming productions.
JAN 21, 2015 - JAN 21, 2015
Adventure Stage Chicago
Chicago, IL United States
Adventure Stage Chicago Chicago, IL United States
OCT 09, 2008 - OCT 30, 2008
Kennedy Center
Washington, DC United States
Kennedy Center Washington, DC United States
MAY 15, 2008 - JUN 01, 2008
Yellow Tree Theatre
Osseo, MN United States
Yellow Tree Theatre Osseo, MN United States
MAY 15, 2008 - JUN 01, 2008
Yellow Tree Theatre
Osseo, MN United States
Yellow Tree Theatre Osseo, MN United States
JUL 05, 2007 - JUL 15, 2007
City Theatre's Summer Shorts
Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, FL United States
City Theatre's Summer Shorts Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, FL United States
JAN 08, 2007 - JAN 10, 2007
Actors Theatre of Louisville
Louisville, KY United States
Actors Theatre of Louisville Louisville, KY United States

Awards (1)

Heideman Award winner, National 10-Minute Play Contest, Actors Theatre of Louisville (2007)

Archival Video License

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