"Warning: If you see Every Christmas Story Ever Told, you'll never be able to watch Dickens' A Christmas Carol without laughing out loud."
David Jacobson, Life Newspapers (Sacramento)
"If you want to view a Holiday production, Every Christmas Story Ever Told provides a timely take on Christmas and pop culture with consistent laughs. It's an evening well spent."
Leslie Niswonger, KUJH-TV (Kansas)
"It's light, fast-moving, irreverent and fun. We predict brisk ticket sales in the weeks ahead."
Jeff Hudson, Sacramento News & Review
"A respectful homage and side-splitting parody at the same time."
Marcus Crowder, The Sacramento Bee
"Every Christmas Story Ever Told leaves no holly unturned."
Len Kluge, City Pulse (Detroit)
"A hilarious send-up of, well, every Christmas story ever told ... This is a highly recommended alternative to cut-and-dry Christmas offerings."
NUVO Indianapolis Arts and Entertainment
"A show that will have you laughing harder than spiked egg nog."
Kelly Monaghan, TheOtherOrlando
"The play accomplishes the small miracle of making all Christmas myths seem both utterly ridiculous and absolutely essential. Yes, Virginia, you can have your fruitcake and eat it, too."
Steve Schneider, Orlando Weekly